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Fri, Jul. 6th, 2007, 12:36 pm
I missed the flight, my bike did not.

My bicycle/life went to Philly. I went to New York. It feels great being back! Props to my Delaware buddies, I'll be in town Saturday or Sunday...?
<3

Fri, Jun. 1st, 2007, 09:29 am
not coming home

hey everybody, im not coming home when i had originally planned to. cancelled my flight. sorry for keeping anyone in the dark, i love all of you!
-dustin <3

Fri, May. 4th, 2007, 06:47 pm

also, anybody who wants a letter or postcard best give me their adress.
e-mail info to Dustius@comcast.net

Thu, Mar. 29th, 2007, 10:26 am
How Good Are You At Me?

oh yeah, i had some answers wrong. sorry. NOW it's all up and accurate, and Gabe and Chauncy should have done better than their scores show, add 20-30 points for those two. also, who the hell is chauncinator?

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Tue, Mar. 20th, 2007, 01:15 pm
stick with this video, it just gets better and better



keep an eye out for my favorite parts:
1. karate kicking in front of a wall of flames
2. air guitar in front of american flag backdrop
3. creepy molester face morphing into creepy devil face
4. kaleidoscope david hasselhoff faces rotating in background
5. shirt that says "don't hassel the hoff" worn by none other than david hasselhoff

Mon, Feb. 5th, 2007, 07:19 pm
Why Saddam Was Way Funnier Than Dane Cook (And Even Chuck Norris)

By TMT heartthrob Emceegreg
I mean, Saddam had some funnier jokes when it came down to it. I’d go to Saddam when I wanted to hear a good priest ’n’ rabbi-walk-into-a-bar joke, but if I ever wanted to hear someone go on and on about how much they like eating at Burger King...well then I could just go to fucking Burger King. I don’t need your shit anymore Dane Cook. You remind me of that spastic ugly half-jock from high school who was deemed as popular just because he is outgoing and off-the-wall. You people are fucking idiots. Now Saddam! That shit was off the wall. Saddam didn’t run around making fucking sound effects or screaming from his taint. He had a little more fucking class than that man. Sometimes Saddam’s humor would be a mixture of Bill Hicks and Carrot Top, but it worked when he would channel Sam Kinison at his best. It was pure comedic genius, folks. Get off you goddamn lazy ass, put down your fucking BK quadruple stacker, turn off that fucking awful "Tourgasm" shit, and go rent a good fucking Saddam stand-up. Hell, Saddam was also awesome in many early ’90s comedies like Weekend at Bernies 2 and Hot Shots: Part Deux. I recommend getting you life together by realizing a true comedian when he is hanging right in front of your face. Team Saddam FTW!

Posted by Emceegreg on 02-05-2007

Thu, Dec. 21st, 2006, 12:00 pm
Tonight at Mojo 13

Come see...

Tue, Mar. 22nd, 2005, 05:51 am
work

aww man, i am tired as balls. i have to get to work by 6:30am today, and i'm used to waking up around 9... normally this would not be a problem, i could just change my sleeping patterns and start going to bed earlier, but then there are days like this thursday where i have to work until 2am... not to mention also 6am that morning. so basically, i am to be one sleep-deprived motherfucker this week. (plus an enormous batch of signs i need to do for this small country store as soon as possible) and you know what? i counted my jobs... i have 7. that's right, 7. how'd i get so many jobs??? i didn't realize they were piling up. well, only 3 are official jobs, taxed by the government, the other 5 are under-the-table free-lance art for various businesses, still i get a butt load of work from these 5 other jobs. dammit, i can't believe i'm writing about work.

well, next week should be sooooo nice! i'm not working AT ALL for UD's spring break! and i get to go down to cycle-slaughterama in richmond.

p.s. the incredibles dvd really is incredible.

Wed, Feb. 2nd, 2005, 05:54 pm


i've got a broken face

Thu, Jan. 27th, 2005, 02:18 pm
when you least expect it... YOU'RE GETTIN THE TAIL~!

Twinkltoz0: how whave you been lately i havent sen you since new years
Bike With Me NOW: well besides being sick i've been well
Bike With Me NOW: richmond was fun
Twinkltoz0: cool anything new..hahaha...eyah you taold me LOL
Bike With Me NOW: well i grew a tail
Bike With Me NOW: i dunno where it came from or why
Twinkltoz0: what!!
Bike With Me NOW: it's only like 5 inches
Twinkltoz0: where is it
Bike With Me NOW: you barely notice it even
Bike With Me NOW: where do you think it is? above my ass
Bike With Me NOW: right in the crack
Bike With Me NOW: it hangs down about 1 inch past my asshole
Twinkltoz0: ohh hahha are you serious
Bike With Me NOW: yeah
Bike With Me NOW: isn't it fucking weird?
Twinkltoz0: yes it is ewww thats so weird
Bike With Me NOW: i'll show you this weekend
Twinkltoz0: no its ok
Twinkltoz0: haha
Bike With Me NOW: seriously?
Twinkltoz0: what
Bike With Me NOW: why wouldn't you want to see it?
Bike With Me NOW: you're going to see it anyway
Twinkltoz0: haha because thats scary
Bike With Me NOW: it's not that scary
Twinkltoz0: yes it is you have a fucking tail
Bike With Me NOW: whatever, when you least expect it...
Bike With Me NOW: you're gettin the tail~!
Twinkltoz0: eewww nooo

Wed, Dec. 22nd, 2004, 06:07 pm

You scored as Chaotic Good. A Chaotic Good person is someone who has little intrinsic respect for laws or authority, seeing them as insufficient to sustain what's right. These people work according to their own moral compass which, while good, is not necessarily always aligned with that of society. Despite their chaotic tendancies, these people are good at heart.

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Chaotic Good

90%

True Neutral

55%

Neutral Evil

55%

Lawful Good

50%

Chaotic Neutral

40%

Neutral Good

40%

Lawful Evil

30%

Lawful Neutral

25%

Chaotic Evil

20%

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Wed, Dec. 8th, 2004, 09:32 am

December 7th, 2004 10:04 pm
Police and Cyclists Continue Legal Battle


By Elizabeth LeSure / Associated Press

NEW YORK - On the last Friday of every month, the city's abundant yellow cabs, buses and delivery trucks are briefly forced to yield to a phalanx of bicycles — a gridlock of pedals and handlebars known as Critical Mass.

The monthly takeover has been a ritual in New York for the past few years, closely monitored by police but rarely controversial — until August.

That's when more than 250 cyclists were taken into custody during a ride days before the Republican National Convention, igniting a struggle between cyclists and police that continues to play out on the streets and in court.

The police department is now trying to block the rides unless cyclists get a permit. But participants say there is no formal organization to apply for one and that a permit isn't needed because bicycles have the same right to the streets as cars do.

The unresolved issue has led to legal battles, and another court hearing was scheduled for Wednesday.

"After six years, the city has decided to target them, and that's wrong," said attorney Norman Siegel, who is representing five cyclists whose bikes were seized during the September ride.

Critical Mass was started in San Francisco in 1992 with the goal of making a statement about cyclists' rights and has since spread to cities around the world.

It is not a formal organization, riders say, and has no leaders. Some take part because they want to encourage bicycling as environmentally friendly transit, while others say they do it because it's fun to ride in a big group.

Critical Mass has tussled with authorities in other cities as well. In San Francisco, more than 100 people were arrested in July 1997 after then-mayor Willie Brown called the ride a "critical mess." Three police officers were hurt and nine people were arrested during a ride in Buffalo, N.Y., in May 2003. And in Portland, Ore., where police have cracked down on the monthly events, this year's Halloween ride drew only about 100 people.

The Manhattan rides, which begin in Union Square, have been taking place regularly for several years. While there were some tangles in the past, police and participants largely agree that they had reached a kind of unspoken truce until this summer.

Matthew Roth, a volunteer for the environmental group Time's Up, which promotes the rides, said he recalled friendly banter between participants and officers on scooters. Police Commissioner Ray Kelly, in an opinion piece in the Daily News on Oct. 28, said that in "years past" participants stopped at red lights, used bike lanes when they existed and generally observed traffic laws.

But the August ride came during the Republican convention, when city streets were the setting for dozens of massive demonstrations. Thousands of cyclists came to the Friday night ride, including many there to protest at the convention. By the end of the evening, 264 had been arrested.

Police and participants disagree on how the trouble began.

Kelly wrote in the Daily News that the events had been "hijacked by groups of cyclists intent on disruption and on violating the law."

But Roth said he believed the police — not the riders — became confrontational. "I think the radical change has come from One Police Plaza," he said.

A month after the convention, at the September ride, nine people were arrested and 40 bikes were seized. Five cyclists then sued the city, claiming the bikes were wrongfully confiscated, and a federal judge ruled that police could not take bicycles unless their riders violated the law.

The city also asked that cyclists be required to get a permit for the rides, but the judge said the request was not filed in enough time to affect the October ride, which resulted in 35 arrests.

On Nov. 15, the city once again asked a judge to block cyclists from riding without a permit. The city also went a step further, asking that they be prohibited from gathering in Union Square Park before the ride.

The issue remained unsettled for the November ride, and police told cyclists who gathered in Union Square that they would be arrested if they rode in a group. Some riders fanned out around the city, and a group congregated again in Washington Square Park. Seventeen were arrested.

The next ride was planned for New Year's Eve, beginning at 7:30 p.m. at Union Square. A second ride was planned for 10:30 p.m., starting under the arch at Washington Square Park and ending in Central Park with music and fireworks, according to the Time's Up Web site.

Fri, Nov. 26th, 2004, 12:24 pm

i shall make a green bean casserole with my willing accomplice: kelly colegrove.

Tue, Nov. 23rd, 2004, 04:39 pm
isn't dann in town?

it sucks to sleep alone. so give me somewhere to go.
i want to hang out tonight, with anyone up for something. mikee gets off work by 10, before that i am bored. after that we may go somewhere. call me to hang out please: 750-5992

Fri, Nov. 19th, 2004, 09:00 am

today i'm going to new york. my posse is as follows: Kelly, Dank, Jose, Kevin K, Kate, Jessica. we're taking the train from newark to philly (4.50) and then the china town bus to manhattan (10.00). I currently have 47.00 and some change. it'll be a scrounging weekend. i will have roughly 17 dollars for food for the next three days, normally there would be no problem in this. but new york is expensive and i am less familiar with how to get the most "bang out of my buck". dining halls at nyu are crazy, sneaking in is impossible. i'll see you soon, alicia, and also emily (how're pratt's dining halls?).

also: i'll be returning from new york with a gift for delaware. it begins with a 'b' and ends with a 'rady'.

Mon, Nov. 15th, 2004, 11:05 am

everyone is at work or at class. i'm bored.
anybody want to hang out??

Thu, Nov. 11th, 2004, 09:41 pm

everything i've ever wanted in a girl kate had.


and now i'm stuck with kelly. FUCK!

Tue, Nov. 9th, 2004, 04:45 pm

November 6th, 2004 6:53 pm
Evidence Mounts That The Vote May Have Been Hacked


by Thom Hartmann / Common Dreams

When I spoke with Jeff Fisher this morning (Saturday, November 06, 2004), the Democratic candidate for the U.S. House of Representatives from Florida's 16th District said he was waiting for the FBI to show up. Fisher has evidence, he says, not only that the Florida election was hacked, but of who hacked it and how. And not just this year, he said, but that these same people had previously hacked the Democratic primary race in 2002 so that Jeb Bush would not have to run against Janet Reno, who presented a real threat to Jeb, but instead against Bill McBride, who Jeb beat.

"It was practice for a national effort," Fisher told me.

And evidence is accumulating that the national effort happened on November 2, 2004.

The State of Florida, for example, publishes a county-by-county record of votes cast and people registered to vote by party affiliation. Net denizen Kathy Dopp compiled the official state information into a table, available at http://ustogether.org/Florida_Election.htm, and noticed something startling.

While the heavily scrutinized touch-screen voting machines seemed to produce results in which the registered Democrat/Republican ratios matched the Kerry/Bush vote, and so did the optically-scanned paper ballots in the larger counties, in Florida's smaller counties the results from the optically scanned paper ballots - fed into a central tabulator PC and thus vulnerable to hacking - seem to have been reversed.

In Baker County, for example, with 12,887 registered voters, 69.3% of them Democrats and 24.3% of them Republicans, the vote was only 2,180 for Kerry and 7,738 for Bush, the opposite of what is seen everywhere else in the country where registered Democrats largely voted for Kerry.

In Dixie County, with 4,988 registered voters, 77.5% of them Democrats and a mere 15% registered as Republicans, only 1,959 people voted for Kerry, but 4,433 voted for Bush.

The pattern repeats over and over again - but only in the smaller counties where, it was probably assumed, the small voter numbers wouldn't be much noticed. Franklin County, 77.3% registered Democrats, went 58.5% for Bush. Holmes County, 72.7% registered Democrats, went 77.25% for Bush.

Yet in the larger counties, where such anomalies would be more obvious to the news media, high percentages of registered Democrats equaled high percentages of votes for Kerry.

More visual analysis of the results can be seen at http://ustogether.org/election04/FloridaDataStats.htm, and www.rubberbug.com/temp/Florida2004chart.htm.

And, although elections officials didn't notice these anomalies, in aggregate they were enough to swing Florida from Kerry to Bush. If you simply go through the analysis of these counties and reverse the "anomalous" numbers in those counties that appear to have been hacked, suddenly the Florida election results resemble the Florida exit poll results: Kerry won, and won big.

Those exit poll results have been a problem for reporters ever since Election Day.

Election night, I'd been doing live election coverage for WDEV, one of the radio stations that carries my syndicated show, and, just after midnight, during the 12:20 a.m. Associated Press Radio News feed, I was startled to hear the reporter detail how Karen Hughes had earlier sat George W. Bush down to inform him that he'd lost the election. The exit polls were clear: Kerry was winning in a landslide. "Bush took the news stoically," noted the AP report.

But then the computers reported something different. In several pivotal states.

Conservatives see a conspiracy here: They think the exit polls were rigged.

Dick Morris, the infamous political consultant to the first Clinton campaign who became a Republican consultant and Fox News regular, wrote an article for The Hill, the publication read by every political junkie in Washington, DC, in which he made a couple of brilliant points.

"Exit Polls are almost never wrong," Morris wrote. "They eliminate the two major potential fallacies in survey research by correctly separating actual voters from those who pretend they will cast ballots but never do and by substituting actual observation for guesswork in judging the relative turnout of different parts of the state."

He added: "So, according to ABC-TVs exit polls, for example, Kerry was slated to carry Florida, Ohio, New Mexico, Colorado, Nevada, and Iowa, all of which Bush carried. The only swing state the network had going to Bush was West Virginia, which the president won by 10 points."

Yet a few hours after the exit polls were showing a clear Kerry sweep, as the computerized vote numbers began to come in from the various states the election was called for Bush.

How could this happen?

On the CNBC TV show "Topic A With Tina Brown," several months ago, Howard Dean had filled in for Tina Brown as guest host. His guest was Bev Harris, the Seattle grandmother who started www.blackboxvoting.org from her living room. Bev pointed out that regardless of how votes were tabulated (other than hand counts, only done in odd places like small towns in Vermont), the real "counting" is done by computers. Be they Diebold Opti-Scan machines, which read paper ballots filled in by pencil or ink in the voter's hand, or the scanners that read punch cards, or the machines that simply record a touch of the screen, in all cases the final tally is sent to a "central tabulator" machine.

That central tabulator computer is a Windows-based PC.

"In a voting system," Harris explained to Dean on national television, "you have all the different voting machines at all the different polling places, sometimes, as in a county like mine, there's a thousand polling places in a single county. All those machines feed into the one machine so it can add up all the votes. So, of course, if you were going to do something you shouldn't to a voting machine, would it be more convenient to do it to each of the 4000 machines, or just come in here and deal with all of them at once?"

Dean nodded in rhetorical agreement, and Harris continued. "What surprises people is that the central tabulator is just a PC, like what you and I use. It's just a regular computer."

"So," Dean said, "anybody who can hack into a PC can hack into a central tabulator?"

Harris nodded affirmation, and pointed out how Diebold uses a program called GEMS, which fills the screen of the PC and effectively turns it into the central tabulator system. "This is the official program that the County Supervisor sees," she said, pointing to a PC that was sitting between them loaded with Diebold's software.

Bev then had Dean open the GEMS program to see the results of a test election. They went to the screen titled "Election Summary Report" and waited a moment while the PC "adds up all the votes from all the various precincts," and then saw that in this faux election Howard Dean had 1000 votes, Lex Luthor had 500, and Tiger Woods had none. Dean was winning.

"Of course, you can't tamper with this software," Harris noted. Diebold wrote a pretty good program.

But, it's running on a Windows PC.

So Harris had Dean close the Diebold GEMS software, go back to the normal Windows PC desktop, click on the "My Computer" icon, choose "Local Disk C:," open the folder titled GEMS, and open the sub-folder "LocalDB" which, Harris noted, "stands for local database, that's where they keep the votes." Harris then had Dean double-click on a file in that folder titled "Central Tabulator Votes," which caused the PC to open the vote count in a database program like Excel.

In the "Sum of the Candidates" row of numbers, she found that in one precinct Dean had received 800 votes and Lex Luthor had gotten 400.

"Let's just flip those," Harris said, as Dean cut and pasted the numbers from one cell into the other. "And," she added magnanimously, "let's give 100 votes to Tiger."

They closed the database, went back into the official GEMS software "the legitimate way, you're the county supervisor and you're checking on the progress of your election."

As the screen displayed the official voter tabulation, Harris said, "And you can see now that Howard Dean has only 500 votes, Lex Luthor has 900, and Tiger Woods has 100." Dean, the winner, was now the loser.

Harris sat up a bit straighter, smiled, and said, "We just edited an election, and it took us 90 seconds."

On live national television. (You can see the clip on www.votergate.tv)

Which brings us back to Morris and those pesky exit polls that had Karen Hughes telling George W. Bush that he'd lost the election in a landslide.

Morris's conspiracy theory is that the exit polls "were sabotage" to cause people in the western states to not bother voting for Bush, since the networks would call the election based on the exit polls for Kerry. But the networks didn't do that, and had never intended to. It makes far more sense that the exit polls were right - they weren't done on Diebold PCs - and that the vote itself was hacked.

And not only for the presidential candidate - Jeff Fisher thinks this hit him and pretty much every other Democratic candidate for national office in the most-hacked swing states.

So far, the only national "mainstream" media to come close to this story was Keith Olbermann on his show Friday night, November 5th, when he noted that it was curious that all the voting machine irregularities so far uncovered seem to favor Bush. In the meantime, the Washington Post and other media are now going through single-bullet-theory-like contortions to explain how the exit polls had failed.

But I agree with Fox's Dick Morris on this one, at least in large part. Wrapping up his story for The Hill, Morris wrote in his final paragraph, "This was no mere mistake. Exit polls cannot be as wrong across the board as they were on election night. I suspect foul play."

Tue, Nov. 9th, 2004, 12:28 pm

i tried to use cathy's ud card to get into a dining hall today. but the woman who swipes cards noticed it wasn't my face on the id, so i was denied entry. i went to the back of the dining hall and waiting for some students to leave so i could enter throught the exit. a mentally challenged girl who went to meadow wood while i was in dickinson noticed me. she accosted me, asking which door i came through. she obviously saw me coming in the exit, so i told her it was alright, that i had a student id and everything. she was relentless, and i felt bad being an asshole to her about it, so i left. if only she weren't mentally challenged i wouldn't have felt so bad, and i would've eaten today.
i need to hang out with someone or just DO something. my agenda is as empty as my stomach.

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